Around the turn of the century a bandit rode in from Mexico, robbed a small Texas bank, and fled back across the border. A Texas Ranger picked up his trail and nabbed him in a Mexican village. The bandit spoke no English and the ranger no Spanish, so another villager was asked to interpret.

“Ask him his name,” said the ranger.

“He says his name is Jose,” said the interpreter.

“Ask him if he admits robbing the bank.”

“Yes, he admits it.”

“Ask him where he hid the money.”

“He won’t tell me.”

Leveling his pistol at Jose’s head the ranger said, “Now ask him again where he hid the money.”

Jose quickly blurted out in Spanish, “The money is hidden in the well in the village square.”

“What did he say?” demanded the ranger.

The interpreter replied, “Jose says he’s not afraid to die!”

The translation and interpretation of the news can play a crucial role on Wall Street. This is especially true when it comes to public perception. Importantly, the financial media plays a dominant role when it comes to shaping the investing public’s perception; and, for the most part their modus operandi is clear. For instance, everyone has heard the classic – is the glass half full or half empty? Well, much of the time when it comes to media translation and interpretation of the news it’s often “half empty” because bad news sells more newspapers and gets more radio/TV time, while good news doesn’t. It’s reminiscent of the famous newspaper mantra, “If it bleeds it leads!” So let’s reflect back on the “glass is half empty” news about the President since the election. Indeed, according to CBS News, “Majority of Americans think the press has been too critical of President Trump,” according to a new poll. In fact, only 3% of NBC and CBS reports depicted President Trump positively. Moreover, a lot of the negative press has had to have been leaked by the Deep State and the intelligence community. However, that could be coming to an end since last week one of my contacts on “The Hill” hinted that the FBI has the names of the “leakers.”

Over the weekend there was another allegation by the President in that he tweeted the previous administration had “tapped” his phones at Trump Tower. I too have heard that rumor over the past few weeks, but I am challenged to believe it. As for the “Russian Connection,” last week House Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes (R-CA) said, “We have not seen any evidence” of contacts between the Trump campaign and Russia. Whether true or not the stock market does not seem to care as the D-J Industrial Average (INDU/21005.71) gained another nearly 184 points. Similarly, the S&P 500 (SPX/2383.12) was lifted by 0.67%. Those results caused many pundits to trumpet that as we approach the eighth birthday of the bull market on March 9, 2017, we are moving in on the second longest bull market in history. Of course readers of these reports know that is patently untrue because said pundits are using the wrong measuring stick. They tend to cut the 1982 to 2000 secular bull market off in 1987 and the 1949 to 1966 secular bull market off in 1956. Yet as anyone can see (chart 1 on page 3) those end-points did NOT end the secular bull market. Then there is the Shiller Cyclically-Adjusted PE (CAPE) that the “bears” always point to. Last week it crossed above 30x for only the third time. The first time was in 1929 and led to a crash and the Depression. The second time was in 1997, however, and the market ran another 80%+. In past missives I have stated why I believe the CAPE is a flawed indicator, but suffice it to say the CAPE would have kept you out of the market for the past seven years. I don’t have much use for an indicator that would have kept me out of a rally by the SPX from 1000 to 2400!

While the bears focused on the CAPE, the real event of last week was President Trump’s address. As CBS News noted, “It was a very different speech for President Trump. He repeatedly reached across the aisle to the Democrats.” CNN’s Van Jones even went one better when he said, “He became President of the United States in that moment, period!” Obviously the stock market liked the address as the senior index tacked on some 300 points. In fact, stocks actually ignored the hawkish Federal Reserve comments and the heightened probability of a rate hike in March. That further reinforces our observation that DJT is driving the equity markets and not the Fed, which is a distinct change from the past 10 years.

Other “sound bites” from last week include: 1) China’s factory activity expanded faster than expected; 2) China’s Congress is kicking off. Remember, China’s Congress elects the Central Committee, who elects the Politburo that elects the all-important Standing Committee; 3) Chinese wages are now higher than Brazil, Argentina, and Mexico; 4) Real Personal Income in the U.S. declined by the most since 2009 (-0.3% m/m); 5) Our president called for a “merit-based” immigration system; 6) the EU escalated the “visa wars” with Americans set to lose visa-free travel to Europe; 7) IRS, FDIC, and Commerce Department agents are involved in the Caterpillar investigation; 8) Construction Spending declined 1.0% in January; 9) 1Q17 GDP estimates were cut; 10) Macron is on course to beat Le Pen in the French presidential election; 11) U.S. pending home sales in January tumbled 2.8% to a 12-month low; 12) Wendy’s to install ordering kiosks in 1,000 stores this year in a brewing minimum wage disaster; 13) Russian diplomats keep dying unexpectedly. I guess I will stop at a “baker’s dozen.”